FINANCIAL STUDY FRAME
A comparative financial study.
Exhibit A, on the left, shows a wallet in its natural state. Fully stocked, undisturbed, and growing steadily. Its owner eats cereal for dinner, owns one towel, and considers this a thriving lifestyle.
Exhibit B, on the right, shows the same wallet after the merger. Analysts noted an immediate redistribution of assets toward candles, cushions, and a second sofa nobody is allowed to sit on. Quarterly reports cite “we needed it” as the primary driver of expenditure. No further explanation was provided.
Despite the losses, the subject shows no intention of exiting the deal. When asked why, he looked over his shoulder, lowered his voice, and said everything is fine.
Experts remain divided. The wallet has declined to comment.
Conclusion: the most expensive contract a man will ever sign. Non-refundable.
Terms and conditions apply forever.
The luxury frame is made from black wood and has a size of 28,5cm wide on 23cm high. It has a very deep 6cm frame to give it that extra depth. Covered with a high quality plexiglass to give the artwork even more amazing looks. Real glass won't even be fun to ship as we would need to add glue to the box to fix the broken glass due to shipping.
This frame comes in a box with inside protection, we know you will not keep the box but it just makes sure the product arrives in 1 piece.
Limited to 500 pieces.
Ps: don't be silly, you know this is not real money.
